Tuesday, October 18, 2005

A Lesson in Awesomeness: featuring Jake Plummer

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
Jake Plummer used to look totally awesome until he shaved his mustache. Why would you want to exchange an awesome look for a lame one?
If I was a linebacker he would have gotten respect when he had the mustache. Now, not so much. He looks like a communist and a sissy without the stache and deserves to be hit really hard by linebackers. With the stache, they'd probably let him be and ask if he wanted to grab a beer after the game.
That's why I'm happy to sign this petition
If he grows it back, I'll even make him a card carrying member of "The Swass Report Mustache Brigade".


At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is pretty sexy without the stache.

At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Salli said...

If he had that same hair that he has in the pic with the stache as he did without the stache, that woudl be hot.


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