A Lesson in Awesomeness: featuring Jake Plummer
If I was a linebacker he would have gotten respect when he had the mustache. Now, not so much. He looks like a communist and a sissy without the stache and deserves to be hit really hard by linebackers. With the stache, they'd probably let him be and ask if he wanted to grab a beer after the game.
That's why I'm happy to sign this petition
If he grows it back, I'll even make him a card carrying member of "The Swass Report Mustache Brigade".