Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Are Homeless People Spies?
I'm pretty sure that at least 2% of all homeless people are high-to-mid level spies. You know how you see one that seems out of place every once in a while? It's like, why would a homeless person hang out here? Because he's got no home? No! Because he is spying. I saw one today in Santa Monica that had to have been a spy. I was polite though, I didn't blow his cover. I also didn't give him any spare change because we all know spies make good money. Maybe I'm wrong, but if I am, the CIA should hire me because this is a great idea. Everyone tries to avoid eye-contact with bums, so what better way is there to survey a place without anyone noticing? (the answer is none.)


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