Cops Hate Rappers
Shortly after the announcement of his foray into rap music, David Hasselhoff (aka Hassle the Hoff) is being harassed by the fuzz. The Hoff was slapped with suspicion of DUI. Apparently the five-o are taking his rap name a bit too seriously. Come on officers, it's a play on words! Don't you remember what Ice-T said about his humor? This seems to be another case of the police hating someone just because he raps. They didn't even get him on a DUI, just suspicion. Sounds like a conspiracy to me. Right up there with the Biggie/Tupac murders.


Sorry Dave, but KIT should not be danced upon.