Swass Fact #2
A coating of sand does not work as sunblock.

I learned this lesson first hand this weekend playing beach volleyball down in San Diego. After making digs that rival Sinjin Smith and Karch Kiraly, I found myself covered in a layer of sand so thick I considered myself safe from those nasty UV rays. Not the case. On the upside, I did discover that I'm an awesome beach volleyball player. My serve not only caused opposing teams to request that I take it easy on them, but also convinced them that I'm probably the bastard child of Randy Stoklos.