I'm going to make all of my friends look bad.
I've decided that in my spare time I will be working on an art series. I will call it "Bad Paintings of Good Friends" or maybe "Bad Representations of Good Friends" because while they may look like a deformed version of them, the painting itself may actually be pretty cool. Then I will get them in a gallery and sell them. Once sold, the owner will put it up on their wall where visitors will see it and say,"Damn he/she's ugly! Who is it?" And the owner will say,"A friend of the artists. He only knows ugly people." Maybe this isn't the best idea after all. But there's only one way to find out, by doing it anyway.