Stew only wears Loinclothes
That's right. Rumor has it from a very credible source that Stew, who you may remember from such films as Candy from Strangers and Weak Men Can't Wrestle(but apparently they can Ultra Run), has taken to wearing nothing but a loincloth 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Man, I love rumors. Especially the part where you spread them like a virus.
So remember STEW = Loincloth Lovin' Man (or maybe Quasi-man).
I'd post a picture of Stew in a loincloth to prove it, but his security guards took my camera and exposed all the film.