Are you Prepared?
Don't forget, this Thursday Sept 30th is "National Steve Guttenberg Day". So if you haven't already reserved your copy of "It Takes Two" or "Ps Your Cat is Dead", do it now before they're gone. You don't want to have the lamest Guttenberg Party on the block, do you? In fact, whoever sends me the best Guttenberg Party picture will win a free Guttenberg shirt!
(If you have proof that Guttenberg actually showed up to your "National Steve Guttenberg Day" party, I'll give you a shirt and a deviled egg.)
If you don't throw a party in his honor, he may punch you in the face. It's not worth the risk, throw a party.