White House Jester: Karl Rove
Man, are those Republicans wacky! Apparently when Karl isn't busy concocting lies about Bush's opponent and promising to deliver him the state of South Carolina, he's just a crazy prankster. I mean seriously, sitting in front of the Air Force One's tire is comic gold. I can't wait to see what he does next. Maybe he'll do his best Homer Simpson impersonation and try to eat the tire after drooling and mumbling "mmmm....donut." Or maybe he'll pull a fast one on McCain and tell the people that McCain fathered a black daughter out of wedlock and then call him a homosexual. Nevermind, he's already used that joke.
Jester or Suicidal Madman?