Sabre-tooth Tigers Rule.
Seriously, the only way they could have been any cooler is if they breathed fire. If that was the case they'd probably still be alive today and I could have one as a pet. But since that's not possible I'll have to settle for finding this awesome slide and going down it head first as the workers are yelling at me and telling me it's not safe, and as all the little kids look on in wonder at my carefree rebellious nature and have something to aspire to grow up as.
If I ever find this slide, I'm pulling rank on all the kids and getting to the front of the line.