If Only Tom Cruise would have gone bananas much earlier.

I'll be your wingman anytime, Gutte.

Then we would have seen a whole different "Top Gun." Or should I say "Top Gutte". Just imagine how awesome that movie would have been if Guttenberg was Maverick.

go ahead, keep imagining. You're in a good place now and I don't want to ruin it for you.



This guy has got the right idea. The youth must learn of the Gutte and his magnificence. That's why it's important that you all celebrate the 2nd annual "National Steve Guttenberg Day" on Sept. 30th. Mark your calendar today.