A Letter to the President
Dear President Bush:

I hope you enjoy the opportunity to continue the downward spiral you've sent the United States on. Apparently the people don't care if they can't find a job, as long as gay people can't marry. Hell, they can always join the army if they're unemployed. Lord knows we're going to need to keep replenishing troops for the next four years.

P.S. I hate you.

Johnny