"The Swass Report Mustache Brigade" gains more clout.
It just keeps getting more powerful each and every day. The latest stellar stache come courtesy of CJ. Welcome to the Brigade my friend. Your official membership card will be emailed to you before the week's end.
We're still looking for new recruits, so if you have a sweet stache email me a picture at JohnnyAwesome1@hotmail.com to become an official member.
I encourage all of you to rate CJ's mustache on a scale of 1 to Awesome.
Costner was obviously quite the mustache mentor.