Monday, February 07, 2005

I Raise a Toast to All of Those, Who are Breakin Their Backs Everyday.

And Bret Michaels, you sir, are one of them. I did not realize that you were working so hard. You see folks, it turns out that since Bret left the spandex pants in the closet he's been a regular jack of all trades. He's been producing, directing, acting, and writing to name a few things. He'll also be sitting in as a Judge on Nashville Star.
He's also brought father and son Martin and Charlie Sheen together on the big screen (by which I mean the straight-to video screen) not once, but twice. Now that's an accomplishment. You're probably wondering why I'm telling you this, which is fair. The reason, my dear readers, is to show you that if a diabetic 80's hair metal rockstar can move on and do something successful with his life, then why can't you? So get off your couch, and stop watching "The Surreal Life". Those former big celebrities that find a new career as pathetic former celebrities are keeping you down. They will not inspire you to make yourself better. So come on, and Stand. Stand! Stand for what you believe.
After all, if wanting the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away.

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At 3:03 PM, Blogger Sychakmadonna said...

I couldn't have said it better myself.


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