What's Marmaduke Been Up to This Week?
Here's a recap of Marmaduke's week so far:
Monday: He tries to help do the dishes, but Dottie yells at him.
(some say Dottie's "sweet-natured" but I say she's got her own section in the jerkstore.)
Tuesday: His date from last night is yelling on the phone because he didn't show up.
(The Duke just sits there, all non-chalant-like. You know he's got ladies lined up around the block.)
Wednesday: Takes George's garage door opener for his new pimped-out doghouse door.
(This dog is a genius. Seriously. Comic gold)
Thrusday: He becomes a cab driver. George asks,"where's the cab driver?"
(Who cares George! Not only can your dog figure out how to install a garage door opener, he can drive a car too. At that point, Marmaduke could have eaten the cabbie and I wouldn't care. If this comic was in the dictionary it would have had an "also see: Hilarious" after it.)
Friday: Marmaduke becomes retarded. Seriously.
( What happened, Marm? Just yesterday you where driving a car around. My best guess is that Dottie socked him in the head with a sock full of oranges while he was sleeping.)
Luckily for you if you missed any of these gems, I've linked them all.
Why? Because I'm a giver.
If you're unfamiliar with the Marmaduke comic strip, I suggest checking out this cast list.
It's a good start on your way to appreciating this spendorrific comic.