Who's Bringing Back the Hot Foot?

Me. That's who. What's a hot foot you ask? Remember watching those old sports bloopers as a kid? The ones that came on right after the Saturday morning cartoons. Well, remember when a baseball player would be sleeping and his teammates would light his shoe on fire, and the guy would dance all crazy-like trying to extinguish the flames? That, my friends, is a hot foot. It ranks right up there with Steve Guttenberg and Marmaduke in hilarity. And the best part is that it's cheap and easy to do. All you need is a book of matches and a friend that is unaware of your presence. Then you just stick some matches on his or her shoe, ignite them, and watch as your friend flails around trying to put the fire out. This will give you a good laugh, all for under a dollar.