Tuesday, August 24, 2004

This is worse than I thought.

It turns out that Hollywood is still plagued by Zombie Affleck. With the impending zombie plague looming over the horizon, I decided to do some research on zombies. I'm not canceling "National Steve Guttenberg Day" over a celebrity zombie crisis. I studied up so that I can make the party zombie-free. What really frightens me is that after doing all of this zombie research, it appears that Zombie Affleck may be one of the strongest zombies the world has ever seen. He shows no signs of decay yet and still has all of his teeth. This is not normal for someone that's been a zombie for at least a month now. Hopefully this is because he still has enough money for some good plastic surgery. However, if that is the case; then the chances that there are some top-notch zombie surgeons running around Hollywood are pretty good. He's also a crafty zombie. Notice how he walks around with bottled water and fake lunch sack. No one will think he's out hunting for brains if he's got food with him. Don't let this fool you, he's still a zombie and will eat your brains! Study these pictures. Notice the slack jaw, the zombie posture, and glazed lifeless eyes. Look for these in any celebrity you see on the street before approaching them for an autograph or photo-op, because Zombie Affleck may have found them before you did.


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