Zombie Affleck Strikes Again!

Zombie Affleck isn't holding up so well anymore, but he's been on a rampage of brain eating. His jaw no longer holds to his face straight, and he always wears a hoodie. Possibly due to the fact that his head is decaying and there's no other way to disguise it.

Apparently Zombie Affleck has taken to playing guitar on the street. However, it's a well known fact that zombies cannot play the guitar, so this is just another clever trick of his to get people to come close so that he may eat their brains. Either that or it got stuck to his hand after attacking a victim and his zombie brain can't figure out how to remove it without accidentally tearing off his decaying arm. Either way, if you have a friend that drools a lot, seems a bit slow today, has a chunk of flesh missing, and claims to have lost a guitar; I suggest you stay away. Zombie Affleck already got to him, there's nothing you can do now.

On this note, the producers of this movie missed the chance to cast Zombie Affleck in his first Zombie role. Which would have added a lot of realism to the film, but it probably would have been hell for the extras.


Don't be fooled by Zombie Affleck... 


He will not play you a song.