Thursday, June 10, 2004

If You Hate Nazis....

You'll love Rex Steele: Nazi Smasher. Or at least the idea of him. I can't vouch for the actual film, since I've only seen the trailer and some pictures. I can conclude from the pictures that the filmmakers where astute enough to figure out that the Nazis had ninjas. This is important for two reasons. First, it allows the film to use two of the most dangerous villians around. Nazis and Ninjas are both enemies most people never wish to tango with in their lifetimes. But a Nazi Ninja, look out! Even the great Indiana Jones never had to deal with those. The second reason it is important is because it brings to light the fact that this was a real possiblity. The Nazis had Japan on there side, so of course they had ninjas. Why didn't anyone come up with this earlier. Perhaps it was to protect the public. Panic would have definitely hit the streets had this possibility been announced during the war. Now that it's out there, and it's believable, more movies can include these deadly assasins, thereby making movies on a whole 12.3% more exciting.

A revolutionary film, sure to change the course of filmmaking as we know it! Posted by Hello


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