There's one big problem with high school basketball. And that problem is Teen Wolf. If you're team keeps losing to Teen Wolf I suggest you read this coach's strategy. While not a fool-proof guarantee, it may help.
Seriously, don't tell her. We're in disguise and if she ever figures out it's really us, she'll be pissed. So if anyone asks, we are Lobo Morongo from New Zealand. We hunt alone. We need no one. Please don't blow our cover.