Thursday, October 27, 2005

As Gutte as it gets.

I just found this blog.

The Steve Guttenberg Project

It's is one woman's honorable quest to purchase every Steve Guttenberg movie ever made.

To you fair lady, I tip my hat.

As a bonus, here's a link to an interview this the Gutte.

The Guttenberg Sayeth

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

An example..

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
It's not quite a powerpoint presentation, but it'll do.
This is what typical advertising plugs will sound like with the new ad campaign I made.

They could be talking about anything and make a smooth segue into how chef boyardee's ravioli is ravioli-icious.
Here's another example:

Madden: Things sure are heating up here in the fourth quarter.

Other guy: Just like you should heat up some Beefaroni.

Madden: It's Beefaroni-icious!

Other guy: Of course it is. It's not delicious unless it's Chef Boyardeeeelicious!

Chef Boyardeelicious!

Chef Boyardeelicious!
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
That is my advertising campaign pitch for Chef Boyardee. And by advertising campaign, I mean hopefully someone from Chef Boyardee reads this and realizes the genius in it and pays me for it.
Besides the catchphrase "Chef Boyardeelicious", "icious" will be added to the end of all their products. Such as Ravioli-icious, and Beefaroni-icous. Trust me, those sayings will get stuck in your head like the food will in your arteries.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Showing Their Range.

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
The powerhouse duo is back. The Gutte and Manute have gone to prove that they have a soft, caring side as well, in an attempt to pull in more female fans for reasons other than their hunky bods and chiseled features.

The Gutte is starting to pop up everywhere since the 2nd Annual "National Steve Guttenberg Day".

Check him out over at the Best Week Ever's blog as he adds movie reviewer to his resume.

I too, will refer to the 80's as the Gutties from now on.

One final remark. Why is everyone spelling "The Gutte" wrong. Guttenberg has two "t's" so why spell it "Gute"?

Get it right guys.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Possible Color for New Tee.

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
What do y'all think of this color scheme.

Hit me up if you have any other ideas.

Thursday, October 20, 2005


Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
Not content with making Katie his brain-washed incubator for L. Spawn Hubbard, Tom has gone and attached Katie's head to his shoulder. Thus insuring the most photo-ops as possible.

I believe here he is manically laughing as he asks a reporter "Would a gay man attach his bride-to-be's head to his shoulder?"

Touche, Tom.

That's what we get for questioning the method of Katie's conception.

Nicole Richie's Diet Secret Revealed!

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
She has to look at this in the mirror every morning.
Seriously, I just lost my appetite.

(I'm pretty sure the guy in the white shirt standing behind her is dry heaving.)

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Join "The Swass Report Mustache Brigade"!!!!

what is she up to?
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
Ashley is the newest card-carrying member of the SRMB.
At first I felt like something in her story didn't add up, as I had seen her a couple minutes before without a mustache. She convinced me that everything was on the up and up and I figured her shifty eyes had to do with something else I should suspect her of. For instance, she was probably thinking of stealing that sweet Glenn Braggs Starting Line-up figurine in the background. With that villianous (yet awesome) stache, she'd be my first suspect if it went missing.

A Lesson in Awesomeness: featuring Jake Plummer

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
Jake Plummer used to look totally awesome until he shaved his mustache. Why would you want to exchange an awesome look for a lame one?
If I was a linebacker he would have gotten respect when he had the mustache. Now, not so much. He looks like a communist and a sissy without the stache and deserves to be hit really hard by linebackers. With the stache, they'd probably let him be and ask if he wanted to grab a beer after the game.
That's why I'm happy to sign this petition
If he grows it back, I'll even make him a card carrying member of "The Swass Report Mustache Brigade".

Coming Soon to a T-shirt near you.

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
I hope to have the latest and greatest done by the end of this week.

We'll see if it happens.

Until then, Stew smells like rabbit pee.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Totally Awesome

Totally Awesome
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
People are making Mario Brother's question boxes and hanging them around their cities.

Check it.

New T-shirt

katecruise's t-shirt
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
I've re-opened the Randy and Moss store.
Here's our latest offering.

Also, if enough of you let me know that you liked the "I Gleamed the Cube" shirt. I will print those up as well.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

The Darkness have a new single.

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
You can hear it on their myspace page this week!

I can't wait until they tour again. It was one of the greatest shows I've ever seen.

Speaking of great shows. I saw Mando Diao at the Troubadour last night. They put on a great high energy show. I suggest you check them out if you get the chance. The Lashes are also worth checking out. They opened last night. They probably would have rocked my socks off but I was prepared and wore some garters to keep them on. Otherwise I'd lose more socks at rock shows than I do in the laundry.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Best "National Steve Guttenberg Day" Ever!!

Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.
I hope you all had a splendid "National Steve Guttenberg Day". I had the day off so I spent my day watching Diner, It Takes Two, Police Academy, The Boyfriend School, Can't Stop the Music, and High Spirits. Then Everyone came over for the party. Here's a picture of some of us celebrating this awesome day. If you missed it, you'll have to wait until next year.