Tis the Eve Before Guttenberg Day!

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

Oh man! We're only one day away from the most awesome day of all the year. I don't think I'm going to be able to get any sleep tonight. I'm too excited. I caught Veronica Mars last night to catch a glimpse of the Gutte. He plays a kooky baseball team owner who's going to be running for mayor. Hopefully the next few episodes will up the Gutte's screen time.

I suggest going out and getting your Guttenberg movies today! If you live anywhere near me you're probably out of luck as I've rented them all already.

Get ready to celebrate the glory that is Guttenberg!

Watch The Gutte on Veronica Mars Tonight!

Watch me on Veronica Mars!
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

Tune in to UPN tonight and taste the 2nd Annual "National Steve Guttenberg Day" a little early. As you can probably tell by the picture, it is going to be awesome. Invite your friends over and study up on your Guttenberg knowledge so that you won't look like a fool when playing "Gutten-glug" (the best Steve Guttenberg game in the world).

After the show, I suggest you sleep through Thrusday as you're going to need a lot of energy to make it through the 30th!

Go here to vote for my "I Gleamed the Cube" t-shirt on Threadless!

I'm in High Spirits this week!

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

The 2nd Annual "National Steve Guttenberg Day" is only 3 days away and I couldn't be more excited. It's going to be the best party ever. I suggest you all celebrate. My party will include Guttenberg outfits, Guttenberg movies, and Guttenberg games.

While you were out...

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

...I gleamed the cube. And then made a shirt about it to remind you that you missed it. You missed some radical cube gleaming. Even Christian Slater was there. And you missed it. I hope that cheeseburger was worth it.

Everything's coming up Guttenberg!

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

The big day is approaching. The 2nd Annual "National Steve Guttenberg Day" will be awesome. And as an appetizer, UPN is giving you a taste of the Gutte on Veronica Mars on September 28th. A mere 2 days before the day of days. Here's a pic of the Gutte from the show. He plays the owner of a baseball team.

Only 9 more days!!!

An Awesome Message from Buck's Dad

Buck's dad
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

Everything this guy says rules.

Why???

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

I hate king features. They have taken away my free daily Rex Morgan MD! They expect me to pay $15.00 a year just for the comics section of the paper. I could just go to the local coffee shop and read it over someone's shoulder for free. Plus, if I'm bothersome enough the person who's shoulder I'm reading over will probably just give me the whole section of the newspaper.
I can't believe they would try to deny me this simple pleasure. Which if you've been reading lately, Buck's dad is freakin' awesome. It's probably too small to read here, but he's always saying awesome things. In this one some old guy says "I'm certain Buck would not approve." And then Buck's dad says "I don't think he approved of having his head bashed in either." Zing!

T-shirt

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

I call this "Mr. T. Rex."
It's a combination of the most powerful thing of the prehistoric era and the most powerful thing of the 80's. Which when combined is a massive wrecking machine.

The design is not yet finished but if you have thoughts on what might make it more awesome, let me know.

Can you feel it in the air tonight?

Miami Vice, Swass style
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

Cause Phil Collins can, and so can the blockbuster combo of Manute and the Gutte.
This is perhaps the best on-screen combo to never hit the big screen. Billy Crystal and his giant got nothing on Manute and the Gutte.
Still don't believe it would be pants-wettingly awesome? Take a look at the picture.
That's the version I want to see.

"National Steve Guttenberg Day" is rapidly approaching. Have you made your party plans yet?

Where it's at!

Where it's at!
Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

The Gutte, 2 turntables, and a microphone!

This image best encapsulates what my "2nd Annual National Steve Guttenberg Day" party is going to look like.
Not only will Guttenberg be there (he's not officially coming yet) but he will DJ it while wearing an awesome white sports coat. Looking at this photo, I'll never understand how Don Johnson and Colin Farrell beat him out for the Crockett role in Miami Vice.

In fact, please make a list of movies or tv shows that would have been better had Steve Guttenberg been in them and include an explaination.
My favorites shall be posted on Sept. 30th, in honor of the holiday. The overall winner will receive a limited edition Randy and Moss "Guttenberg" shirt.

If Google says so, it must be true.

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Originally uploaded by Johnny Awesome.

Today I decided to take on the daunting task of finding the greatest picture ever. Armed with my library card and one of those little canisters of page turning balm, I was ready to go. Then I realized that we live in the information age and that I could simply type "greatest picture ever" into a google image search. Turns out the task wasn't so daunting after all.
This is the official result. Yes, I man in a red shirt giving a thumbs up in front of a large green banner that says "cactus" is officially the greatest picture ever. Sorry Ansel Adams. Perhaps you should have spent less time trying to get a large depth of field and sharp focus, and more time on your thumbs up poses.